Today has been eaten by feverish twitter debate on the subject of awesome and sexy captains. So that I can get back to work (or, um, TV), I thought it would be a good thing to settle this once and for all.
**post title unabashedly stolen from RAINBOW ROWELL (and speaking of, go order her new book). Rankings my own.**
THE CAPTAINS (in descending order of awesome/drool-factor)
(Jean-Luc does not approve of this entire undertaking.)
(Kara Thrace, on the other hand, is above such things.)
(So dumb, but OH SO PRETTY. And yes, I picked a shirtless one. You’re welcome.)
(Come on, we all know the shipwreck was totally Gilligan’s fault.)
Runners up: Captain Hook (whose sexiness cannot be fairly evaluated and who was dealt a harsh blow by Dustin Hoffman) and Captain Janeway (who I guess is in principle an awesome lady but unfortunately that doesn’t stop me from hating her - we clearly need more lady captains)