The Write Stuff
When I was a kid, I saved most of my stories and papers for school, figuring that someday I’d probably be famous and the world would want to see the brilliance of my youth.
Just one problem: It turns out I wasn’t quite as brilliant as I thought.
Need proof?
(Hint: Click on the image to make it large enough to read.)
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My first book (age 11) may have been a rip-off of ET, but I was still pretty proud of myself for
finishing it.
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In junior high, my English
made us keep a journal, so
we could record our deep
thoughts for posterity.
Posterity indicates... |
...embarrassing taste in TV. |
...even more embarrassing
political analysis.
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These are both from a writing class I took in high school. The one on the right was inspired by a kid at a fireworks display who would. not. stop.
screaming. The one on the left I have absolutely no memory whatsoever of writing, and if my name weren't on it, I would swear it belonged to someone else. |
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